•A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants! But just sits on his broke ass.
•Maroon 5? Oh you mean Adam Levine and those guys behind him?
•Michelle Obama better up her game soon! Graca Machel's gonna be a free woman!
•Connie and Shona Ferguson probably even go to the toilet together.
•Rick Ross' tummy looks like it can twerk.
•How it annoys me when people complain in a taxi about the loud music it makes or the route it takes. This isn't a clinic where you have a suggestion box. If you can handle the hustle, BUY A CAR
•"I can explain"
Those words are usually followed by the most ridiculous shit you've ever heard.
•The Mpisane's should avoid singing "started from the bottom"
•Maxwell.
I swear that nigga's got a lot of issues.
•I hate it when you pat someone's should in a taxi just so they can pass the money forward, and they just ignore you.
I swear if that lady wasn't with her man, I would have 'accidently' knocked off her dry wig.
-Luh Cotton Mapholoba
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